In honor of St. Patricks Day I thought I would share a few limericks I penned a few years back. Enjoy life where ever you are.
There once was a man named Judd
Who wore pants like he was expecting a flood
After forty days of rain his pants had not one stain
While his friends were all stuck in the mud.
Sitting in Coach Limericks
There once was a man named Pete
On a plane, he was in the next seat.
He yelled that my headphones were too loud
I responded I’m not too proud but, the sound ain’t as strong the smell of your feet.
I once I met a lawyer named McFlit
On a plane I closely did sit
I offered a joke
He told me to choke
In return I told him eat sh#%.